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Ingrid Michaelson - Skinny Love (Bon Iver cover)
(via breathingvioletfog:in-waves)
My mom will be gone this whole week and she’s worried we might starve to death.
Uh, I just cooked like 3 meals on Cooking Mama. Take that!

I’m a victim of Inception
I had a dream where I was in a zombie dream and the zombies walked slow. I then woke up into another zombie dream except this time, the zombies ran around super fast. I then woke up to a “regular” dream, but I encountered a vampire that wanted to kill me so I excused myself, went to the restroom, and killed myself and woke up to real life.

Kitten riding a turtle.
the music.
Are you sick of guys who come on too strong?
Who just want to see you wearing a tight thong.
I don’t even know what a thong is,
But I got an A+ on the Teen Chomp Quiz!
2gether - Awesome Lover
Tegan & Sara - I Bet It Stung
Tell me you love me like
You think you want to be loved
Pull on my hand and say,
Please just let’s make it this way




