
tabbyhaswhores asked: http://i53.tinypic.com/sm7ta8.gif :D haha
Oh.. my.. god.. I AM SO USING THIS IN FUTURE POSTS!
My “secrets” video. Watch the whole thing. THE WHOLE THING.
Every time I’m on the computer and my mom sees me watching a video or scrolling through photos, she would ask me who they are. How did she know I knew everyone online?
(via lilylovelife, kprescott)
Earlier today, my mom thought I had her phone so she was rubbing my butt pockets trying to find it. I didn’t have it, but I didn’t tell her.
I let her continue rubbing my butt.

Valerie got a toy poodle, but she’s afraid to walk outside.
This morning, I woke up to these on Facebook. They spammed me, 50 comments each, saying “u mad(?)” and ended it with those photos.
It’s probably ‘cause I fell asleep while webcamming so when I woke up, I told them goodnight, turned off my laptop, and went back to sleep.
I think my dad has a boner or something
Every time I walked out, he hid his crotch from my view. And each time I, he was hiding it in a different way.
Example(s): Pulling his shirt down to cover his crotch, laying on his side with his back towards me (at the same time, his head is turned over [towards me] watching TV)
Dear Ultimate-Guitar,
You’re sucking more and more each day. That is all.
Sincerely,
Diana
PS: What’s up with your video ads? One is enough, why is there two playing at the same time side-by-side?
Neutral Milk Hotel - Holland, 1945
But now we must pick up every piece
Of the life we used to love
Just to keep ourselves
At least enough to carry on


