Twilight Mom

  • (Rough translation of Vietnamese to English)
  • Mom: I watched a part of a vampire movie at so-and-so's house. At first the guy wanted to choke the girl, but he didn't.
  • Diana: Who was in it?
  • Mom: It was full of young people.
  • Diana: Did the vampire fall in love with a human?
  • Mom: Yeah!
  • Diana: What did they look like?
  • Me: Was it the movie where the vampire goes into the sunlight and he sparkles?
  • Mom: Yeah!
  • Me: Were they all white?
  • Mom: Yeah! And they had a nice house.
  • Diana: With big windows?
  • Mom: Yeah, it let in a lot of light.
  • Me: Did the vampire look like this? -Imitates Edward Cullen's hair-
  • Mom: And there was this sad girl.
  • Diana: Was she crying and walking down the stairs?
  • Mom: Yeah! And then the movie ended. I really wanna watch the whole thing.
  • Me: -Runs to go post about it on Twitter-
  • Mom: What is she doing?
  • Diana: She's posting it online for the whole world to see.
  • Mom: Why?
  • Diana: Because it's funny you like it because usually 14 year old girls like it.
  • Me: -Come back-
  • Mom: Don't post pictures of your boobs and vagina online.