Twilight Mom
- (Rough translation of Vietnamese to English)
- Mom: I watched a part of a vampire movie at so-and-so's house. At first the guy wanted to choke the girl, but he didn't.
- Diana: Who was in it?
- Mom: It was full of young people.
- Diana: Did the vampire fall in love with a human?
- Mom: Yeah!
- Diana: What did they look like?
- Me: Was it the movie where the vampire goes into the sunlight and he sparkles?
- Mom: Yeah!
- Me: Were they all white?
- Mom: Yeah! And they had a nice house.
- Diana: With big windows?
- Mom: Yeah, it let in a lot of light.
- Me: Did the vampire look like this? -Imitates Edward Cullen's hair-
- Mom: And there was this sad girl.
- Diana: Was she crying and walking down the stairs?
- Mom: Yeah! And then the movie ended. I really wanna watch the whole thing.
- Me: -Runs to go post about it on Twitter-
- Mom: What is she doing?
- Diana: She's posting it online for the whole world to see.
- Mom: Why?
- Diana: Because it's funny you like it because usually 14 year old girls like it.
- Me: -Come back-
- Mom: Don't post pictures of your boobs and vagina online.
